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Old guy wanting to exercise my imagination...

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Affair Preferences

Describe your favorite affair fantasyHome care nurse drops by, starts by saying 'I'm here to take care of your irregularity.' And things unfold from there, including temperature checking, and many activities aimed at curing my 'regularity issues'. A girl who enjoys her work and is Very thorough...
Does your partner know?No
How often does your spouse leave you alone?once a week

Public Sex preferences

Favorite public sex places:Car, having my underwear checked...
The riskiest place I've had a sexual encounter:Public bathroom

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageCanadian
BuildHeavyset
Height173 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairMoustache
Best featureSmile
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionDisabled
Endowment (length)Short
Endowment (width)Thin
CircumcisedNo
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusMarried
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
AvailabilityDiscreetly
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Masters
SpecialtyResearch / Science / Engineering
Employment StatusRetired
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job Titlechief retiree

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfulness
My perfect matchAn older woman who enjoys dealing with little guy's seemingly constant irregularity; is familiar with the popular treatment of the early 1950s
Our first dateCoffee, a pleasant discussion of mutual interests.

BDSM Preferences

I'm turned on byUnsure / New to this lifestyle
My role isSubmissive
I am seekingSomeone to play with
I live the lifestyleEvery once in a while
Experience levelBeginner
I enjoyEnemas / douching / klismaphilia, Spanking
Open To Photos & VideosNo
My most pleasurable encounter wasMy wife gave me a multiple insertion enema with a syringe.... I needed it, but I also very much enjoyed it. She refuses to repeat it. It reminds me of my childhood treatment for apparently perennial constipation... I got quite used to it, and actually c

Fetishes

FetishesMedical / Enema

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Rarely, so I'm looking!
Sex isAwesome but not a priority
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkI've never tried it
Night life:Intimate gatherings in my home, Don't like going out

Sexual Interests

CybersexI enjoy it more than real sex
Sex toys:Dildos/Vibrators
Size matterNo, Not at all
"Off Limits":Electricity, burning, beating (light spanking is Ok

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyOn a week long camping trip, after repeated difficulty with using the pit toilet (because of the smell, flies, etc., about 3 days in, finally admitting to my female mate that I am constipated, and really do not feel good at all. As a pleasant surprise, she reveals that she knows all about giving enemas for the relief of constipation, and really wouldn't mind 'helping' me with my problem. After this, we arrange for me getting an enema in our tent; warming the water over the campfire, etc. It turns out that she likes giving enemas, particularly to guys. So after the first session (which includes three enemas, and cured my difficulty), later during the week we have an additional session or two..
Quite often during the rest of the week she will ask me if things seem to be Ok. I am to take this as a signal that she's interested in repeating the exercise. If I respond with anything other than firm 'yes', she will take this as my assent to being 'checked out'... needless to say, regularity is not my problem for the rest of the trip. After we return home, she will occasionally ask if 'things seem to be Ok', which is my opportunity.
Fantasy locationTrain, Hotel/motel
Fantasy sex partner:Susan Sarandan

Spanking Preferences

Kind of spanking:Fantasy Role Playing
Role:I prefer being spanked
Use safety words:Always
Turns me on:Be scolded and told that I've been bad, Being sent to a room to wait, The Closure / Forgiveness, Being Told to Remove Pants, Being Told to Assume the Position
I like to wear:As a spankee, I would wear sweat pants, and jockey shorts (easy to slide down and remove).
Include sex and orgasm:Depends on my partner
Positions:OTK - Over the knee, Over a chair / bed / desk, Over the masters lap, Kneeling on something with hands on floor
Implement:Hand, Hairbrush, Other
Response:Pouting / Crying
Pain level:Just Red

Femdom Preferences

Intensity level:Messing with the Mind
I'm seeking:Online Torment
Desired Persona:Dominant Nurse Doctor
I like to wear:Casual straight wear
Ideal session:A Digital rectal exam, 3 enemas, an aspirin suppository...
Ultimate femdom fantasy:After supper she remarks that I don't look well, and feels my forehead. She then suggests that we adjourn to the bedroom, because she wants to 'check things out'. In the bedroom, I am told to take my pants off, and remove my underpants and give them to her for inspection. After viewing them she clucks her disapproval at the brown marks in the seat (even if there aren't any :) ); proceeds to interrogate me re my last BM, chide me for being so neglectful of my duties; gets me to bend over the bed for an exam... after which she gives me an enema or three, finishing off with checking my temperature rectally.. IF ever I balk at any stage, she spanks me until I apologize, and submit to further 'treatment'. (One spanking would be enough.)